One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES EVERYONE’S READ HARRY POTTER
Found these guys in amongst Christmas decorations. We’ll never be #royals but these guys are
Early chocolate birthday cake made by the besties :) #chocolate #cake #birthday
I feel really bad because I don’t like my room and I’ve made my parents feel bad and it’s just lots of bad feels and I didn’t want this
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
I have been sent hate for this joke I hope you are happy
I got home from uni to the surprise that my parents redecorated my room while I was away and this included them replacing my lovely comfy bed with a sofa bed and maybe I got a little bit too upset with them about it but it doesn’t feel like my room anymore and I was really homesick and wanted my own bed and now it’s not in my room and it just made me really sad
But my friends from back home came for a birthday meal with me which made up for that mess and I had a lovely night with them for early celebrations and it was fun and nice to catch up with them and I got birthday presents and they made me an amazing cake so yeah.
But now I have to sleep on a horrible sofa bed mattress so sighhh and I also feel horribly ungrateful for not liking what my parents did because it’s been painted and had a new carpet but no bed shocked me and made me sad because I love my bed and it’s gone (luckily only in the garage so I can get it back sometime, it’s just going to be a hassle)
can we just
and their bowler hats
you’re 74 and 73 jfc
you’ve been knighted by the queen
Cute animals with stuffed animals!